Note: we no longer have any shirts in stock to sell directly. But don't despair!  They're available from

Fig. 1 wear offers you the chance to purchase a 100% cotton (no polyester) shirt with either Fig. 1 emblazoned on the front. We produce these shirts in bulk and pass the savings on to you!

Shirts cost $15, including shipping&handling. (international orders, add $10 shipping).

Let's face it; we're not in this for money. Fig. 1 wear is about spreading the love of all things this weird.

Use the link below to pay with PayPal and you could be sporting Fig. 1 before anyone on your block.

Remember, rat shirts make great stocking stuffers.

If you don't use Paypal, to order, send an email to listing your size and shipping address.

Special Note: We are getting EXTREMELY low on Rat shirts.

If you really want a different size, talk to your friends; if I get an order for 15 shirts, I'll re-stock right away.





Original Rat Shirt

  Sold out: order from CafePress



Penguin Shirts

Probably sold out... CafePress



Women's Penguin (baby-doll style)

Sold out: order from CafePress